Some of the quotes one of my friends,
hydrochic, sent me the other day:
Success & Money
- The only real failure in life is giving up.
- Success is a journey, not a destination.
- The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and
put it in your pocket.
Love & Sex
- It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundredth
with a beauty.
- Sex is only dirty if it's done right.
- Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the
small, it inflames the great.
Men & Women
- One good turn gets most of the blanket.
- The average wife talks 50% more than her husband listens.
- If you want to be happy for a day - get drunk.
If you want to be happy for a week - get married.
If you want to be happy for life - play golf.
- Life is a hereditary disease.
- To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the
person you are.
- Middle age is when your broad mind and your narrow waist begin
to change places.
- Punctuality is the art of guessing correctly how late the other
party is going to be.
- Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
- Committees: A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to
do the unnecessary.
- Pessimists need optimists otherwise they wouldn't know how
happy they weren't.
- To be perfect is to change often.
- Every man is guilty of the good he didn't do.
- A smile is a curve that can set things straight.
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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